6 games, but it would be reduced to 4 if he rapes someone.

So how will Dolan fuck this up?

Obligatory Kristaps GIF:

Dementia pugilistica was first described by the medical literature in 1928. The difference between fighting sports and the NFL is that the NFL covered up brain damage issues for decades.

*watches clip*

I know normally this case would be laughed out of court. The ability to criticize elected officials is literally the point of the First Amendment. But he filed in state court and probably has a lot of friends on the bench. So, this could have some life in it.

You know when you post a comment and someone’s reply gets a ton more stars than your original comment? This would be an appropriate time for that sort of thing.

My guess.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

They were actually booing his stupid haircut.

It’s always reassuring when someone tells me “not worry about the gun.”

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

Racism is the default position of the ignorant and the way Darvish handled the situation was money, you learn alot about people in situations like that.

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

Particularly thoughtful when watching porn on a plane!

I deem this take lukewarm. Normally I don’t care for “true leadership” stuff, but I’m just not a Harden fan. He scores, passes and rebounds and he’s a star, but he doesn’t play an ounce of defense, and has disappeared in big games, or worse yet started chucking and became an unofficial member of the 2012 Heat. McHale…

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”