He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.

Normally seeing a bunch of white guys with headgear get rolled was reserved for the Chess Club at prom.

This has been quite a cardiac stress test for us Raider fans. We are not used to winning these games.

Thank you for sharing this, Amy! I saw this book at Barnes and Noble a couple of weeks ago, and immediately purchased a copy for my fiance, who is a big admirer and would love to follow a similar career path to yours.

Al Davis gets shit for being such a curmudgeon, but man, go back and take a look at his early days, dude was WAAAAY ahead of his time on many of the social issues that still confound many of the “owners in their 60's or 70's.” Although, he did give us his son, soooooo maybe it’s a wash.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

We all knew he would fail, but at the same time there was no chance he would ever be an NFL head coach UNLESS he took the Niners job. I can totally understand why he did it.

You’re right, there are plenty of people in worse situations in life, but the guy was a punchline and it wasn’t his fault. I just get pissy when people that are handed everything in life look around and brag about how hard they had to work to make it.

I felt like Deadspin was pro Tomsula last season. It definitely started as mocking but he was so sincere, there became legit affection for Tomsula.

I spent all morning trying to think of a hobo alias for Jim Tomsula. Best I came up with was Jungle Jim Tomsula.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

I hate/love the Rockets (hate the players, but always love my team). So as always with coverage like this, I’m both annoyed with the whining and furious with the officiating.

Yup. The Spurs are a Tom Emanski video brought to life. The Cardinals are the fucking prosperity gospel.

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.