You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Truth! I’m on an iPad but even it uses a BT keyboard!

“We’ve got a big pool of white stuff, but it ain’t mayo.”

Huh. In Jacksonville, it’s usually ungodly amounts of mayonnaise swimming though the residents.

A recent headline to share just in time for their game next week in London!

Get that back in the jars. It’s got to be back at Hardee’s before the game is over.

I relish these sorts of puns. Really like what you’ve mustered.

How can they ever catch up?

And they say white people have no culture of their own.

Bills fans, you hath been served.

Bills Fan: Rich-ass snobs.

I’m pretty sure a Mayonnaise belly flop contest is also how the Jaguars picked their starting quarterback.

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

This is what happens when you start tapping the European recruiting pools.

Why are those soccer players wearing helmets?

‘A Hail Mary that’s full of grace’

Rudy was offsides.

Yet more evidence of ESPN’s liberal, left-wang coverage.