How proud we are of the ‘Lil Manziel Agrarian Achievers we all are.

Extreme? That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a brawl end. Pretty good tactic.

Their mascot is an Ugg boot filled with pumpkin spice chai latte.

I like the equipment guy who still went and picked up the game ball.

The fantastic lack of weapons discipline in this video is insane!!!!! Just utter garbage. They look like 14 year old jackasses playing cops.

Story aside, I’ve been waiting/hoping/praying for an SAP channel for sports that is just arena/stadium sounds. I honestly don’t mind announcers in a small seeing, but at a party or in a bar, it would be great to be able to carry on a conversation without having to speak over some announcer.

sometimes the booth audio on my MLB.TV feed will go silent for a while, and i’ll just get the ambient sounds of the ballpark - you know, like i’m at the game.
i would pay extra for this feature to be available all the time. there are broadcasters who add to my enjoyment of the game, but they are precious few.

In 1977, you needed announcers. In hindsight, the technology was terrible. The screen graphics sucked, there was no superimposed yellow first down lines, not to mention the horrible broadcast quality (it’s hard for me to watch anything not in HD).

Oh I’ve seen this a few times. This, the Clinton one, and the Michael Jackson “homosexual pedophile” one are all amazing. Everything Norm does just kills me, I don’t know why.

Football is just too God damn slow, and with too many breaks for it to be really entertaining without announcers. But it’s probably not much different than being at the game.

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

When it is this dirty, this deliberate, the player who did it should receive more consequences than ejection from the game. It may well have been a deliberate move to injure the quarterback enough to remove him from the game, and to me that is criminal assault. Looking at the victim, stumbling and confused, you…

There are three football teams in Florida you’ve neglected to mention.

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

I bet the Catholic Church would have a massive resurgence if every church had a Priest like her.

From what I’ve read lately, he’s also pretty passive about giving his players critical medical information.

Could you talk more about how you’ve recruited and crafted this dogshit football team here?

Brian Kelly belittles his wife when she mispronounces “etcetera” as “excetera”

Coach, a lot of people like winning football teams, can you tell ND fans why you’ve decided not to produce one?

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.