skippywolfram66
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I was late for my military charter 747 flight from Oakland to Okinawa (I don’t remember a stop) in 1986. They thought I was a no-show and all the enlisted seats were full. Got bumped upstairs to sit with Generals and Admirals! 4 years later on my return the 747 broke down and was replaced by two 707's, it was awful,

It’s amazing how many common creature forms are represented in such divergent creatures. I wonder if there’s life elsewhere in the universe if it would follow this same pattern. 

Lebensraum.

Cop solidarity=Gang solidarity 

If I stay on article too long my phone gets hot and my battery drains super fast. 

Drip...Drip...Drip...

Here in Flori-duh MOST people are not wearing masks and some places I’ve been, NOBODY is wearing them. No point in saying anything and it’s no surprise we have a surge in cases, go figure.

MST2000's I Accuse My Parents sums this narrative up rather well.

Birds have the best names. 

Vending machines with beer, Japan is on top of it for sure.

Just because you are allowed to have a gun doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea, especially against a well-armed, trained foe and you get a couple of wildly inaccurate shots off and the massive return fire kills your girlfriend. Not fair but it’s the reality of the situation. The police are government-sanctioned

Helicopters? Skateboards? Those turbine thingys you use underwater?

Well, ahem, having been arrested in Florida (charges eventually dropped), there is a process to have arrest records sealed but it's a giant hassle and after 18 years I just don't give a shit anymore that my mugshot is available for all the curious to see.

I miss the analog keyboard on my Blackberry (I think I saw one in his collection), great for thumbing out gobs of text. Now I just hunt and peck with my index finger on my iPhone, lame.

At 54 as well I don’t feel old...then I look in the mirror, I’m old.

I'm surprised how good it turned out. I will add a little more salt next time I make it, probably tomorrow.

I'm surprised how good it turned out. I will add a little more salt next time I make it, probably tomorrow.

I do have a degree in Chinese history, that’s it, just wanted to say that.

Is it time to buy a gun? Not joking but also not sure if asking this question means I already have my answer.

My grandfather would always rip me for taking a bite of food then immediately drinking my soda, said I wasn’t properly digesting my food. He may have been correct but mostly I did it because it annoyed the fuck out of him.