Is ... is everything okay, Torch?

Do I get a prize of intensifying the car?

Even among the myriad of disastrous decisions made by the British Motor Corporation, the short lived appoinment of John Wyndham as director of marketing still stands as possibly the worst.

“In that pivotal moment of a gently offered roast beef sandwich hot off the valve cover, Drew had concluded that she successfully re-homed Princess Clara’s Octopussoi.”

Hey, stop looking at instagram, I brought you avacado toast.  C’mon lets go for a drive.

“72 month financing, does not matter if your upside down in your current car. Here have a sandwich and we can get the paperwork done.”

“The new Škoda Cthulhu runs on economically sourced organic fuel, and will almost never require a virgin sacrifice.”

“Also, that car feels British to me.”

Did they try turning it off and then on again?

Guy in my neighborhood in his 80's no family owns a bunch of commercial property and spends a lot of his time yelling at people who park or drive on it without going to any of his businesses- during the pandemic he started building a wall of junk covering all the entrances until the city stopped him- he also yelled at…

I feel like I’ve been posting this quote a lot, but it seems relevant:

never gets old

Absolutely not fair to say these possibilities were given “equal” consideration. As stated in the paper, “Our analyses suggest strongly that a single contact event occurred in eastern Polynesia, before the settlement of Rapa Nui, between Polynesian individuals and a Native American group most closely related to the…

The lede here is pretty misleading, with its bold assertion that South Americans reached the islands. Alexander Ioannidis, the lead researcher, says very clearly that the DNA evidence could equally well be interpreted as the islanders reaching the Americas before returning, perhaps bringing some South Americans with…

That dude looks like the type who has company board meetings at a local strip club.  

Dude...shit opinions like that are not something you need to ‘control’...why the fuck are they in your synapses in the first place.  Hope all those ‘Asian’ companies you rely on to run your business fuck you over.

From maybe the early 90s well into the 2000s he was most assuredly an A-lister, playing lead or major supporting roles in a string of high-profile popcorn movies that made (and paid him) big money.