What could you possibly be hiding on the way to a Dead show??

Craigslist will do this to you. Between the...

“I like the car, will you take payments?”
“Will you take 50% of what you are asking?”
“Will you trade for a not running moped?”
“I not from there, I out of town. Will give car to shipper? I’ll send check for more than asking.”
“I send money to Escrow, you give car to me.”

it…

I DO know the actual name (and I will spare you the indignity), but I don’t even notice the Deadspin moniker anymore, so ingrained is it that All Takes Matter is the true and rightful name of this minstrel show.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

That likely very recent Maaco respray is about to start bubbling/peeling in 3, 2, 1 . . .

I like shark nose BMWs a lot, this is in good shape, pretty good options to remove the diving boards out there and I’ll switch the valence at that time anyways, I say NP, grab it before some flat rim kid stances it

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

I was hoping he’d explain how the report noted he had his pants around his ankles but no mention of underwear.

Is that seriously your take on this?

Dude. He had a little too much to drink and went into the wrong condo. Pay a fine and be on his way. I bet you love full prisons

Russillo addressed what happened, took full responsibility for it,

> The players not standing for the national anthem is offensive because of the sacrifices that people make that allows these guys to enjoy the success that they have

Clearly they just want to defend American ideals by insisting anyone who disagrees with the state’s abuse of power be fired from their job. Just like Washington envisioned.

Remember that Salt Lake City cop who arrested the nurse for not allowing him to draw blood from an unconscious burn patient who was the victim of a driver fleeing a high speed police chase? You know, the unconscious burn patient they wanted blood from, hoping he had alcohol in his system before he sued the SLCPD? Yeah…

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

Give them credit for fighting for their right to murder black people with impunity. It’s in the Constitution, people. At least I think it is. If not, it will be soon.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

It’s true: the Hummer H2 is an opulent, useless and clumsy gas guzzler that dumbed the iconic Hummer nameplate down to a humiliating vehicular fashion statement. You look like an asshole if you drive one today.