Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

The worst part was the secondary charge of indecent exposure while singing:

And that’s why you can never be Royals.

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Pass judgement if you will, but who among us has not been in the same exact situation. Lord knows I’ve been drunk at a Burger King before the sun sets, sitting in my car, paper crown on my head. Felt like a true Royal.

Man, I can understand driving after a beer or two but driving while you’re Burger King drunk?

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

Unless your gay, trans gendered, an atheist, need birth control, health care, or are non white. But still a great state.

Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Can’t let them indulge in some self-encouragement while the storm is still pounding their state.

Huh, usually a sexy star’s photo shoot leaves me with an injured arm.

Whereas former ECW champ Shane Douglas also commented “Sexy Star will never set foot in my Foot Locker.”

It’s really nice to hear some heartwarming, feel good stories when everything else around seems to be running afoul.

Of COURSE he’s wearing a Celtics hat

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

There’s a 30% chance he got married in the same clothes.

Opportunity missed to scream fuck Stephen A. Smith