Please get the insurance, or check that the credit card you used to rent the thing has insurance.

I immediately thought he or she was referring to their significant other. Good for you for taking the high road!

Damn, that dude really loved his seventh-grade binder doodles.

Just get the dog. Cats and dogs always reach an arrangement eventually.

I strongly suspect that guy is too young to remember the ‘72 Dolphins.

I have watched this about 100 times and it is just soooooo magical.
I need a dog. I want a dog.
The little furry jerk that I already live with does not want a dog.

Drew went above and beyond by writing this article when all he had to do was post the headline with this as the ensuing pic.

I watched that movie a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was maybe 10. I was appalled by that shower scene despite thinking it was hilarious when I was 10.

LACES OUT

Right? And remember the “old skool” days when the media ignored the “news” aspect of sports and just stuck to the scores?

She’s old school. She likes the much simpler times when athletes didn’t make political statements. They just went out there and played the games.

Does anyone still “tune in” to Sports Center? Isn’t it just on TVs in bars and waiting rooms? Because no one is listening to SC it might as well just be highlights. Probably could ditch the anchors and just do graphics. “LOOK AT THIS CATCH” “NEAT HOME RUN” “GOOFY STUFF!”

I disagree with this. A Jets vs. Browns game does not matter. Or Jags vs. Anyone.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Typical LA. Now the Chargers will hire a young trophy equipment manager.

And in another parallel, the squirrel just hired a lawyer.

“Jay Cutler unretired to play for THIS team? Well that’s nuts, and I gotta check it out.” - Rocket J. Squirrel

I bet it’s because spanos just realized he’s a cash poor owner who just moved into a stadium that has a capacity of a MAC school

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.