I don’t follow MMA, but I’ve seen that name several times before and just assumed he was a quarterback from Utah.

Sage fucked up. She clearly states that a retweet is required to eat her pussy. Sage merely liked her tweet. I have seen Sage fight. Sadly, I don’t think he is capable of kicking himself.

Bob Ley is the best

I want to hear more about the ESPN health plan. Tell me more.

Which is ironic in its way, because this decision is as apolitical as decisions get. ESPN is not liberal, and it’s not conservative; it’s a massive company with no political beliefs beyond damage control. Someone had the idea of switching Lee off the UVa game not because they thought it would be offensive, but…

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Here’s Bob Ley’s thoughts on the matter:

They should replace him with Bob Ley.

The K-car was an ugly POS. A well preserved example of a rare K-car is still a POS, and the continental kit makes this one even uglier. I wouldn’t take that if you gave it to me for free.

I doubt this thing’s a great performer but it seems like a steal at $2,500. Someone buy it before I do.

Hope someone he knows sees this article. Nothing but love, what a catch! I appreciate the Michael Jordan tongue right before the jump.

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

Why they gotta be white?

But it’s a hell of a way to learn.

I do use a staple gun often. Too often in fact. Sometimes I worry my building is now constructed with staples.

I hate that we’ve reached the point where American kids are doing the type of things we used to ousource to Russia.

It’s all fun and games until something goes wrong. What if they fell and hit something, even killed someone? They could’ve killed the guy who someday invents the app that offers socks delivered to your home. Or an app that monitors your stapler usage for you so you never run out. I’m enraged at these two. Their antics…

Kelsey Grammer Syndrome

For a Jaguars QB, that was a very average pass. And in fairness, it would’ve been a good pass if he’d just thrown it about 10 yards farther. Or if any other person on planet Earth had thrown it. So, given all that, I’d say the Jags have their opening day quarterback.

There’s a lot of square mileage over which to spread one’s tepid feeling of belonging to a community counterbalanced with a sort of existential dread that you fucked up somehow.