You admitted your mistake by letting it all out—obviously you’re not a Republican.

Assuming it’s illegal to move into a lane nearest the turn as it is in most states, they’re both morons.

The Fixx - Red Skies

The Jam. That’s entertainment. Off an 1980 album called sound effects.

Descendents - “Statue of Liberty”

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

I think instead of watching my Chargers go 5-11 this year, maybe I’ll just Any Given Sunday 17 straight Sundays. At least there’s some entertainment to be mined from a third-string QB scoring a Met-Rx hard-PG-13 rap video commercial (?) after his second win.

Well, I’m a Bills fan, so...yes.

Everyone: “So, Kristen, tell us how it really went down.”

Glad to hear everyone loves their new parts. As an orthopaedic surgeon who completed a sports medicine fellowship, just thought I’d chime in with a few ideas…

No. Just no. I know what you’re trying to say but no.

Curb? Drinking? Luxury. When I was a lad, our da used to make us get drunk off the fumes in the poorly-ventilated trunk of his ‘74 Duster while he did sick brodies in his ex-wife’s lawn. Not our mum, the one after.

Drinking is supposed to be done alone, from the bottle, in your darkened living room.

The shock at anyone liking any type of music is so dumb. It’s music.

You should also hope he stops beating the piss out of 70 year olds.

Oh look at Mr. High Society here, drinking in a house. Guess he’s too good to jimmy open a random self storage unit on the outskirts of town like the rest of us!!

I think it’s pathetic how people create these silly drinking games. Be it beer pong, flip cup, cards, you name it. Just juvenile. Drinking is supposed to be done alone, from the bottle, in your darkened living room.

little known fact: Bartolo Colon has undergone 2 Jimmy Johns surgeries.