Mustache Wax and Artisinal pork rinds.

Patchouli and despair.

Aside from still looking the part, he has removed what made the Chinook a camper. At this point, it’s a funky panel van with a mattress in it.

“I detect hints of week-old Taco Bell, last night’s series of emptied Sam Adams, and... heavily-worn tube socks... wait! Used for more than one purpose, at that! Sir, have you been tailgating in Buffalo recently?”

63 Earths can fit in Uranus.

These are the most boring ownage stories I’ve ever heard.

I never feel like that with football though because each game is consequential to the outcome of the season. Losing a random game in week 11 of the NFL could end your chance at making the playoffs. When was the last time a game in February had an effect on the NBA postseason? Hell, the Cavs didn’t even try to win…

Yeah, but Stalin just stops them in their tracks.

He really gunned it through the intersection

Nice try BMW owner.

Tanks for the insight, but I’m sure they tread everyone the same.

Step one: Stick your head as far up your a** as it will go

Step two: Bask in your newfound unmitigated smugness.

Russian tanks can do whatever the hell they want, once putin drive.

in russia, green lights you.

That’s great for them. Most people are very vocal about saying they won’t do the horrible thing you think they might do once given power. For example, most Olympic committees are vocal about not costing the host city money. How has that worked out?

So, because you weren’t able to get the impending financial ruin thing to stick, you are going to go with the race angle based on the position of a random professor from Marian University?

Best way to avoid getting sick on a cruise ship is to avoid going on a cruise ship.

I will withhold judgment until I try it myself, but I am very intrigued by this “hack”.

That was the only thing that made sense.