All these burning and smashing of things is getting old.

He had to justify it with his humble-brag of “hustling to get there in time for an interview” Nobody gives a fuck about the reason you broke the law, douchbag.

Drones=”Toy helicopters”

Wow, what a “prank” 700 hundred balloons in his room, ha ha so funny. The prank would have been somebody jumping out of them.

I’m over the blacked-out wheels look, can’t believe how much I liked it and now...ugh.

I thought for sure the sentence was going to be “I lit my fourth cigarette off my third.” That would have been boss!

That is messed up

“Punishing” regular season, “Bruising” playoffs? I’m sure they are so beat up that they can’t do anything but rest and recover in the off-season. Oh no, wait, they play summer league and international ball, my mistake.

It's just like the pants-on-the-ground crew, doing it because they know it pisses you off ;)

Tasty sushi AND lunch? That's amazing.

“I understood cognitively...” That you didn't write this.

Just trying to help, I respect and like your projects!

Would it be possible to have a buddy film you so the viewer can enjoy the content and not be made nauseous by such amateurish sloppy self-videoing hmmm?

Yawns abound.

What is the phenomena called when you are grossed out by someone else’s injury but your own is no big deal? That’s be me right now.

Drunk in the street after the bars close hunting for girls in one last dirch effort to get some action is not “flirting”. I speak from experience, but also I got shut down and just went and got a hot dog.

Looks like Jay’s been sipp’n quite a bit of the Ole Puffy Face.

I had a nice looking 1971 Datsun 240Z and it ran great but it had this slight wobble at around 45-50 mph. So for a while I would just stay below or above that speed. I soon got tired of the wobble though and had a buddy of mine look at the suspension. He put a grease gun on the front and when the old, hard grease got…

The Las Vegas Wind. Get it? The Wind Wind! Ha ha ha!

I need to go listen to some 60's era George Carlin to scrub these corny observations from my brain!