“Hey, in the blue, turn around!”

Considering the Oort cloud as the most distant part of the Solar System, Pluto at the ass end only makes sense if the Oort cloud is the toes ;)

The Animatrix addresses this subject chillingly well.

The Warriors made it sooooo easy to at least begrudgingly be happy for The Chosen One.

“It moved!”

Here in Florida we have the opposite problem, there is a perfectly good merge lare that goes unused as the driver completely stops to wait for a hole in the traffic, ugh.

A few years ago there was a crazy guy on my flight, talking to himself and up and out of his seat a lot making people nervous. It was Chris Rock. I’m not joking.

Congratulations TSA on successfully snatching my Leatherman that I accidentally left in my backpack. We're all safer now.

My buddy had a half-wolf and brought me into the yard to see her and tells me “don’t look her in the eyes, she might get mad”

The Dept. of Redunancy Department will immediately launch an investigation into the lost investigations.

About 1976 my father got a call about 1am, it was his good buddy’s wife hysterical, her husband had just been crushed to death under the car while working on it. My dad tried to calm her down while I stood by in shock. He eventually hung up the phone. After the funeral my dad never spoke of it again.

Not being facetious here, why shouldn’t a stadium have at least partial public funding? The team will use it only 10 to 14 days a year and an occasional Super Bowl. The city can get tax tevenue for all other days it is used?

Every US military basic trainee has worn said trousers, probably have some at the thrift store!

Definitely no new technology in the 3/4" PVC contraption he’s holding onto. Is that part of the sport or is it something for newbies?

Beware ghost Jeeps stalking you, in broad daylight no less!

OMG That dude got laid out. Fucking A I want to see him get up.

The first thing I noticed!

Kind of? A little? Maybe?

It's a beautiful plane, err... drone. It looks a bit like a P-51. Perhaps on purpose?

Can we stop with the starry-eyed reverence for fucking TED talks already? And Elon Musk is a ginormous paranoid (very smart) nut-job.