The woman with the baby is my ex-stepsister.

The love that Dr. Dre gets from the media makes me rage. He made a few classics, that are frankly overrated, imo. Is the face of some crappy headphones. And has done more harm than good for black culture (on top of his mis-treatment of women).

If #4 doesn’t matter, then it wouldn’t merit a comment by you. I find it interesting to notice all the ways children’s media focused on my needs.

It doesn’t take a “fine tooth comb” to see if half the population has been represented much at all in a film series for children. Well, maybe it takes a “fine tooth comb” for someone like you. That would explain a lot.

Right, but shorts do not a feature movie make. That’s like saying, “you can have these side shows, but the main stage is just for the boys.” Also, I don’t think the shorts enter the public’s obsessive consciousness quite the way the full-length films do.

It wasn’t a bird..... IT WAS A BABY!!! IT WAS A BABY!!!!

His ship was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

I guess you’re right I mean look at your mom, who obviously dropped you on your head and made you this stupid.

Okay.... Your point? She says her body is not masculine just because it wasn’t developed for a purpose other than fucking men. And I completely fucking agree. You are saying she is wining because she is willing to be masculine, she is saying people that say she is masculine just because she trains her body to fight in…

I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters.

My dad’s been like “well YOU didn’t call either”. What the everloving fuck. You’re the parent and you went away.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

I'm also not opposed to pie holes, but thank you. :-)

Every time someone says that I picture something akin to a knockwurst, served on a plate with parsley.

You say “eat a dick” like that’s a bad thing...

“Yeah, that’s not cool,” said Professor Funkelschlotz.

You know what the appropriate response is when a server asks to bus your table but you don’t want them to?

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…