Robert Smigel is a fantastic guy! I've met him twice and both times he was more than courteous, pleasant, and took the time to have a genuine conversation with me. He even took Triumph out of his suitcase and propted him up on my shoulder! He insisted, actually! I told him it wasn't necessary. More than obliged my…

Thought maybe the fake quote would have been "2 + 2 = 4". That's just libtard gobbledygook.

It's (momentarily) a great day for America!

Inauguration Day, 3:30am, I tweeted to his account "Hey Donald, you up? Big day today, champ!"

A ribbing for our pleasure.

He'll cry fowl, bitching "RIGGED," over best anal. "Ivlanka Tramp gave a better performance! Crooked cock Marko Rubbia couldn't get it up and stay hard for Carly Fighorella (and can you blame him)."

The road to The White House runs through Dave Letterman and Dave Letterman alone.

"Kneel before you're golden idol, Babylon!"

The writing on the wall.

Melissa Benoist is kickass! CW best not repremand her for her sign at the March.

He gets a writing credit every episode.

Jack is just the most perfect person, save for that pesky drinking problem. Big props to the incredible Milo Ventimiglia!

Seen it?? I've PLAYED it!

Read this as "I walked out on my family." Fuck this shit, you're on your own!

Love Dr. K! It didn't dawn on me why Rebecca seemed to be enthasizing Dr. Shenider's name until late into the epi.

I can't see so well… Is that little Casey Affleck up there?

Conan as a meal substitution. A gel cap. All your essential nutrients in a small pill.

"Album # 1. Monty?" "Album # 1."

I lived out a dream, seeing Letterman three months before he closed up the ol' CBS Mailbag for good. Firsthand account: Paul Shaffer and his band of melody makers kick ass! So glad I made it!

"Next stop: Melrose. I think!"