"So long, Obamacare!"

A Home Improvement viewer. Not a fan, but a VIEWER. Hey, that show's on.

In the Home Improvement community dressing up as Nancy Taylor is called "Jensen Daggett-ing".

Dodged those drafts with agility.

Keep us in suspense, why dontcha.

"He's back in New York, at AA. He's getting the help he needs." Something like that.

I wouldn't mind seeing his derriere.

🎶When we heard that you were leaving we were fucking pissed🎶

This guy's a goddamned treasure! Someone outta give him like, three shows!

It's an Andyextravaganza! There's only ONE Andy Richter!

Yeah, Kevin McDonald is pretty great!

I once forgot about Dre. More than once, actually. I won't (will) make that mistake again.

Brooke Baldwin's inching a position in the Piscopo cabinet. She just finds him so refreshing! Have him on your show over and over, Brooke! Normalize his abhorrent behaviour! (Perpetuating the myth that he's funny.)

Hal was a complicated character but I won't say he was villainous. To each's own interpretation.

The screenplays would be like, "How come he don't want me?!"

If anyone wants me I'll be in my room.

"It sucks! You're gonna love it!" — MONICA GELLER

No. One. Tell. Trump. About. This.

"What happens when there’s nothing left to reveal?" You have to set yourself on fire.

My luggage!