It's a Simpsons' World, we're just living in it.

At first I was just bored with his antics! NOW I wish he was dead!

The reclusive Bill Watterson is no more.

Cousin Oliver and Judy Winslow combined.

Ultron will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, affeat, soft-penis'd, debutant (YOU Tony Stark). You want to start a street fight with him, bring it on! But you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know his real name- Ultron's the fucking lizard king!

I heard they found a family in his freezer.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE BECK BENNETT!!!

Tracy Morgan's ALWAYS been in critical condition.

The dream is broken!

Next you're gonna tell me the SHITTER'S FULL.

Run Forrest MacNeil, RUN! Go find Suzanne! Fuck Grant!

I'm sending my love and well wishes down the well. ♫♫♫ALL THE WAY DOWN!♫♫♫

HE'S A NAZI, GEORGE! A NAZI!!

WELL PEOPLE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

So he look like Santa Claus??

"I'm positively gay Frozen took home two Oscars Sunday night!"

I read that as "mouth".

I read that as "Mister Rogers". Makes sense.

Attaboy!

FOX takeths of John Mulaney and FOX giveths to John Mulaney.