My Mistakes Were Made for You - The Last Shadow Puppets

Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

Oatmeal makes him Loki.

WOLFERINE!!! NOOOO!!!

That girl ate Monica!

The pictures of Chris Farley's body are shocking and terribly sad. I wasn't sure what I was seeing at first. There's a large lump on the floor of some hotel room, and its not in the forground. Once I figured it out, it was chilling. I closed the page right away and haven't gone back. The worst thing is I wasn't…

Ken Jeong and Thomas Haden Church go way back.

“The Voices In My Head”
•4 oz. Marijuana
Serve neat.

Spangler:

He's not been Himself lately.

Zooey, you're my density.

Isn't Russell Brand dead inside anyways??

He'll run off stage, like Jennifer Lopez. I just don't see Zooey with Marc Anthony.

I loved Garfield and Friends and the comic strip. Growing up, I would go over those compilation comic strip books and laugh uproriously at the show. I tried looking at the strip now and it doesn't give me the same guffaws. For nostalgia's sake, I went to the first Garfield movie- I paid earned money and sat in a empty…

I don't like this retooled In Treatment. This can't be what they had in mind for a fourth season.

Selfish Jay Sherman. Napier could've used some of that Jay's Oil.

Selfish Jay Sherman, Napier could've been saved by Jay's Oil.

I'll be the one:

Whitney Cummings to voice the horse.

KAHN!
I think Jay Leno is everybody's arch-nemesis, but yeah, especially Conan's.
Jay leno is also COMEDY'S arch-nemesis.