Not anymore does he have that perfect face. BOTOX.

It was.

a virtual reality machine— okay. BUT A MACHINE WHERE YOU LITERALLY GET TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE— ON FUCKIN MAD ABOUT YOU?? NO REISER. JUST NO.

professor cuntburglar, put your faith in Josiah Bartlett.

10 dollars does seem abit much.

Carl Winslow from Family Matters?! OH I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS IF THAT"S THE CASE. He did wonders with his interpretation of Steve Urkel after his transformation in that machine. OH PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE GONNA USE THE TRANSFORMATION CHAMBER IN THIS THING.

Billion Dollar Baby
Ah Jees- I don't know, how 'bout going with ALICE COOPER. That would actually make a lick of cents.

Maybe it was because I was highly anticpating Conan at the Cat Ranch, but I found this one kind of devoid of much OOMPH. It could be that I've heard many of the same orgin Conan stories before, but I was especially looking forward to Marc and Conan thoroughly breaking down the whole Tonight Show mess, with Marc going…

CHALK FULL OF CRAZY
What will become of his blackboard— how much will it go on ebay??

We've ALL seen him walking down 2oth street at least once.

hearing Hamm on the Nerdist podcast was a bit jarring. him, this hulking hunk of a man, rattling off this and that about COOL comedy and going to this comedy show and that comedy show, it made me want to check out this Mad Men show even more then before. That show must be a riot with a funny guy like Jon Hamm on it.

Like Bob Saget's last season with America's Funniest Home Videos…
…you could really tell that towards the end of the original series, the writers and producers were merely passive agressively churning out the show.

GOODBYE!
I bet he blames his death on anti-Semites. It's ALWAYS them anti-Semites. ARRG.

America will have to excuse Karl Pilkington— he knows not what he speaks of. The words just sort of happen to come out of his mouth and it's not his brain's fault.

Hanxs for the memories
I love all my children equally, but, yeah, Colin is my favourite. (How did Chester remove his shackles and escape out of the attic anyways??)

I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that they have offered MR. HANKEY to host SNL but he rejects it because he doesn't want his good name tainted.

Here in these parts of Canada, we've got softcore porn and sex video commercials airing as early as 11:30pm. To top it off, it's the sexy French variety. We are truly blessed.

I think we're all forgetting Mr. Savitsky in Yes, Dear. And for good reason.

I used to really like Al Jean, for his work with Mike Reiss, as showrunners during early Simpsons. But, alas, it appears that the devine hand of Matt Groening was at play (before he forewent genuine quality and continuity, and just milked that cash cow all the way down [yeah yeah, I know, but more so]), 'cause not…

…And I'm Sam Neill!
I'll say it— Sam Neill is a handsome-man's Andy Richter. Get a'casting HBO! That WAR FOR LATE NIGHT tele-flick is sure to win all kinds of awards with Sam Neill and Tilda Swinton in the leads.