It hurts so good.
"Disney can't let go of Pirates Of The Caribbean, planning two more sequels"— well I can't let go of the two sequels to The Matrix. Simply awful.

Willie Nelson??! He was just arrested… for possession of the illegal, lethal, and all-around bad-for-you MARIJUANA. That's a gateway drug if ever there was one. Forget about crack cocaine or heroine, pot'll mess you up BUT GOOD. He has no business lauding over authority as a member of any police force, ESPECIALLY in…

He WOULD have AIDS, what with his mother being that slutty Jenny. Best get tested, Tom Hanks.

…in your pants.

Tom Selleck as Adam West.
Anthony Edwards as Alfred, in the Nolan redo. (just 'cause)

There's always Dennie Miller to rub one out to in "The Net."

Never Not Funny will never not be funny.

This movie looks HI-LAR-IOUS!!
This movie looks HI-LAR-IOUS!!

I'm reading the original thread as though Walter Matthau himself is speaking thoses words…that's right, I'm reading it as though a first season horny Homer Simpson is pitched his case to Marge… and Maude??

A (legit) reason to end the show on time
Does Franco have school the next day?

Franco V. Franco
He's hosting the awards as his General Hospital character. And Anne Hathaway is hosting as her character in Rachel Getting Married.

Hey, nice tie-in to Franco's 127 hours movie. The telecast itself is likely to last that long.
I'm betting that because of the hightened anticipation of a possible Franco win for 127 hours, the producers are expected to pull in big numbers.

Nice beaver.
Surely, he'll be missed.

Surely, he'll be missed.

it's MOOPS, not MOORS!

What are you two laughing at? And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying!"

what

The Pig Says, "My Wife is a Slut." Now that's a complaint.

Subjectivity-Objectivity
well Judd, I did not.

Mister Mister
I think we're all choosing to forget that Robert Downey Jr. has played another MISTER. — http://www.imdb.com/title/t…