Somewhere Putin is touching himself

I prefer murder.

More importantly; Where can I get a #69 Hot Carl jersey?

We're still talking about baseball, right?

You're not half bad for a Mets fan

They're going to need a lot of space for that forehead

-Insert joke about 50 Cent here-

"Oh, so now its okay."

All women athletes are lesbians.

Perfect. This will give ESPN something to talk about until the NFL season starts.

You sir are a god among men

You take that back....Goldmember was hilarious

Ha Ha

I'm no detective but I don't think this is the first time "Ms. Smith" has put her head between a middle school kids legs.

Wait...people watched Knick's games besides Spike Lee?

I already moved from Boston years ago

Ok?

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Looks like Jessica won by a foot