I was at the game yesterday. I've never heard the Garden louder then when Jesus was announced as the fan of the game.

Here's a short one....I was playing lacrosse in 8th grade when I took a shot in the groin....without a cup.... Three hours of emergency surgery and one testicle later I was all set. How else do you get a kick-ass nickname like "The One Ball Wonder"

I wonder why Saban's hands are placed their?

That's the first time this year the Staples Center has cheered for the Lakers other than at the end of each game.

Black people always steal

I think I'm more concerned that this teenage girls "life would be over" if she lost her twitter account. Why can't she just be a normal 14 year old girl and just whore herself out?

Yes, but that's besides the point

I fucking hate selfies

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. By the way that movie is 10 years older than I am. Not every young kid is a waste.

A Hospital? Yes, A brick building where sick people go. But that's not important.

Oh this is just what Boston needs....a reason to bitch about the Yankees. UPSET ALERT: I'm a Boston fan and native.

I thought Rondoing was only playing 100% when you're on national TV?

Either you are the troll of the year or you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Why does everyone group all of us New Hampshire people like we're all the same? *chugs maple syrup*

Thug means nigger

This is what Deadspin lives for.

Leave it to Chicago kids to be the ones that don't know where home is

If Al Davis was still alive he would have traded all of his draft picks for Jackson

Somewhere, Jason Collins is masterbating

Title 9 is really fucking things up