Could you use that dressing tape that wardrobe magicians use to keep hooters from running wild?

In other news, her parents were fined $5000 for naming her "Tay'lor".

Kudos to Gwyneth for being self-aware and honest about pot making her MORE boring.

I came here for this.  Nothing beats a sparkly poop.

I just hope someone brings this up during his confirmation hearing in 40 years, or - preferably - his parole hearing in 25 to 30.

I refuse to Google him.

Actually, that’s a great name for a band.

If they weren’t Democrats before, they are now!

Without batting an eye.

Ergo wombats try to kill you with poop that looks like candy.

I have a bunch... I spilled my drink on Eartha Kitt and wanted to die. I was almost rear-ended by Whitney Huston on the Garden State Parkway. Billy Crystal stepped on my foot at a restaurant. I used to work for Dorinda Medley's ex boyfriend (20 years ago).

We live in the suburbs of NYC. About 30 minutes by train. When we were a single child family we would still go to brunch with friends in the city. For like 5 trips in a row, we ran into Michael Imperioli.  It got the point where I think he started to recognize us.

As with most people, I suspect, most of my childhood fears were potty based.  But to this day, when in a bathroom with stalls I will only use the end stall closest to the door because it will keep me safe from the bathroom murder clowns.  

At work we call that "assmosis".

48 and still a real fear of mine.

My favorite part is watching all the people in the audience failing to keep the beat.

In the Salma Hayek video: THAT BATHTUB. OMG!!!! Why did I have to marry a poor? 

Robert Downey Jr.

Drake looks like that guy in hs who would pile in the Polo instead of showering and wore there same outfit a couple of times a week.

Both of my kids are teenagers so I’m well removed from this subject. However, I can say without reservation, that my kids NEVER looked at the characters on their diapers. When I was expecting the first time, our hospital recommended a class they presented for first time parents. The woman that gave the class had a…