Tracy Chapman is a rapper?

I just let out a squeak of joy. My coworkers are concerned.

“Appropriately late”? Explanation?

I worked for one of Dorinda’s former paramours. Even when I fucked up a reservation for her in St. Barths, she was really nice about it. And she was downright giddy when she found out I was pregnant. I remember meeting her daughter; she was just a kid then, pretty and polite.

I moved my family's prescriptions out of Walgreens about 6 months ago.  So glad that I did.  I wont even let my kids buy a water the, now!  Thanks for bringing this story out.

Jesus... I guess 45 has never heard the euphemism “red wave” before. Unless he means to compare the victories to something that makes you crampy and you wish would just end already!

Why not just fire Roseanne, bring in Sandy Duncan as a replacement, and rename the show “Roseanne’s Family”?

Anyone else notice the resemblance?

Divide and conquer.

Not to bring religion into this, but every time I read a tweet of his I blurt out “Oh, sweet Jesus!” Can’t help myself.

It IS the right thing to do, but if $20's are blowing around, you can be damned sure I’m gonna grab as many as possible and you will have to pry them out of my cold dead hands.

As a fellow member of the Duck-Foot Squad, I salute you.

It deserves many stars.

We get cars from China?

The Ritual actually caused me to change my family’s summer vacation plan.

His first language is English, right?

Anxiously awaiting his next move... I give him 2 months, tops.

Wait... How long has the mural been there?

Also, the mural is absolutely repulsive.