I don’t know who this dude is, but he looks just like my son’s soccer coach. I’ve become a dedicated soccer mom this season, that’s for damn sure.

Madonna’s manicure reminds me of something...

Is anyone else worried about Betsy Johnson’s hips? Seems like she’s always doing splits or rolling on the ground. When this happened to our dog (hip dysplasia), my parents put her down.

The pictures show an eerie resemblance. It’s like before and after...

Sea pig. Hands down. Anything that can be described as tasting “like a fish farted on a cracker,” wins in my book.

Viewers will be allowed to flinch, though. Right?

I look at Kim Kardashian and all I can think of is Dot Matrix.

Just like the rest of the world, they’ve always been there.

I would pay to watch him eat a sandwich.

Seriously...tell that to Mars.

Extra points for being voiced by Brad Pitt.

In our house, we kind of get a kick out of the Vera-ization (Cheers reference) of Superman.

My favorite was when the older brother told the younger 2 to create a diversion in the video store and the older of them started tossing raisins in the air, chanting, “Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!” over and over.

My husband thought I was a lunatic for demanding to go to infant cpr classes when I was pregnant with our first. I knew we were having a boy, and I’d experienced a friend’s loss of her son from SIDS. Our oldest is a teenager and I still have the infant CPR instructions on the side of our fridge. Taking the classes is…

8... MONTHS...????...!!!!

Ugh... Spear, not appear.

Rick picks up a spear and confirms it’s from the hilltop. Tells Morgan he is done with taking chances. Throws down the spear and keeps walking. Who throws away a perfectly decent appear in the zombie apocalypse??? THAT is taking a chance in my book. Stupid Rick.

No hate for “City of Ember"?

Still think we’re being punk’d by David Krumholz.