Regarding “wedding industrial complex”, by the time The Knot stopped sending me emails and promo garbage, I had 2 kids and had moved.

This has me doing the Snoopy Happy Dance.

A redheaded child given a perm the week before the first Annie movie came out in the 70's. I offer this as proof that mothers do secretly hate their daughters. My communion pictures are the worst!

I posted this to my Facebook: I hope Krumholz is getting some mileage out of this.

Are you replying to te cat thread or the Miley picture?

Oh, thank god, I thought I was the only one who did that.

I wore it yesterday and a coworker took a picture...

I read that as “Donald Plump”, which is the only happy thing about this shitshow.

It’s already sold out through 2056.

And obviously, there are no mirrors because - obviously - as a redhead, she wouldn’t normally be caught dead in that marigold jumpsuit. The horror!

If Kenobi is sowing his oats in this series, I’m on board if it means naked Ewan on screen.

Seriously!!! Naomi, Cindy, Linda and Christy look healthy. The girls today don’t look healthy to me. Too thin and a little cracky.

I definitely prefer my CL jittery and kind of dirty. I miss Hole. :(

My theory: As she is of comparable age to ViagraDude, her bathtub is full of ice water because she is having a hot flash. And you know about cold water and shrinkage, so... totally works against the Viagra he just popped.

The thought of being tried by a jury of my “peers” is terrifying. Is anyone ever, really?

I am actually going to pay to see TMNT2 because he is in it.

.... Sorry... Blanked out there for a second fantasizing about wrestling with an Amell... huminahumina...

Actually, I think that’s not a bad way to go.

My favorite accidental read of 2015.

My favorite accidental read of 2015.