.... Sorry... Blanked out there for a second fantasizing about wrestling with an Amell... huminahumina...

Actually, I think that’s not a bad way to go.

My favorite accidental read of 2015.

My favorite accidental read of 2015.

I have not seen anything by or with Eli Roth, with the exception of Inglorious Basterds. Truly, he’s not the type of guy I was ever into.

I was on a (maybe) 3rd date with a guy. We went to see “War of the Roses”. My fellow olds will remember this as a movie with Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner as a married couple going through a particularly acrimonious divorce. Minus the wealth, it was exactly what was going on with my parents at the time. When…

And I still don’t know how to pronounce Karrueche.

Chicken Freud is going to be next year’s Halloween costume. Thanks!

I gotta tell you... I’m enjoying the GIFs as much as I’m enjoying the stories. And they match my reactions.

My favorite character in any movie ever.

This is horribly unfair, as I usually am able to plan my day’s lunch/dinner based on the BCO header. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am unable to acquire chocolate cake today. So endeth my perfect 18-week (?) run of the Pinkham Diet. :(

Not a Glenn comment (still in denial), but does anyone else find it funny that the walkers/zombies/whatever seem to eat everything but the brains? All the scavenged bodies laying around still have their heads pretty intact.

Can we get Sasheer and Jessica Williams to do a project together? Please?

But... But... It’s cheese!

Cheese food ≠ actual cheese or food.

I’d still eat it.

My first thought was “If she’d had a son, he’d have been Emmett, for sure.” Which kind of bums me out because Emmett is an old family name for me and I couldn’t use it for either of my sons because of that damned Jim Henson.

Angry Beaver.

My father has a tactic that works perfectly: when you think something crazy/gross/scary is going to happen, focus on the lower left corner of the screen. Then you’ll only get the scare peripherally.

Hasn’t failed me yet.