My butt says, “no”, but my mouth says, “yes”. (Eew... hope my husband doesn’t see this.)

Seriously! BCO is my Monday meal guide! I guess it’s brownies for lunch/dinner.

I’m kinda not surprised. I sort of figure that anything involving Evan Rachel Wood can veer off into Kinksville at any moment. This includes Jamie Bell.

I get a drink with something floating in it that looks like a blueberry, I’m going to assume it’s poop.

Maybe it was a donor cow? That’s what they make kebabs from, right?

In my envisioning (?) of this story, the customer gave the letter to his assistant to type up, who - knowing his/her boss is an officious prick - caught the mistake and savored every second of sending the letter. Never argue with the boss. (I was that assistant, once. The guy I was working for was that awful. And a…

Can someone please pronounce Karrueche for me? Write it out phonetically or something. Karwesh? Karooichi? Karoosh? HELP!

We just bought a Sportwagen and love the hell out of it. Drives and handles better than any car we’ve ever owned and 61 MPG! Should’ve known it was too good to be true. Less than 3K miles on it... Can’t wait to find out what’s going to happen with the financing. FML.

I’m going to print this tryptich out and put it all over my kitchen as inspiration to lose 30 lbs.

The crowd that shows up looks like the same crowd that shows up for the Westminster Kennel Club Show... but with trucker hats.

Actually, they look like a Star of David...

I totally believe that anything that you attempt to slide over the counter at any DQ will catch on something and spill. DQ’s are the stickiest places on earth.

No. This is why we have rings.

I (45) remember getting shots at school as a kid. Anyone else?

It really was fantastic. (Derp.)

2 days later I had blood work done. My cholesterol is 173. AFTER My Weekend at Denny’s! I celebrated with ice cream.

I am really ashamed to admit to what I’m about to reveal, but I know the good people reading BCO will be supportive: Last week, I went to Denny’s with my dad (it’s his favorite restaurant in the world and I will not deny my 73 year-old father his joy), and I had a “Thing Burger” (tie-in to the Fantastic Four movie.)…

It is uncanny. Fester even has the same expression! If Brolin hadn’t slouched...

The pic of Streisand and Gaga and Travolta is the stuff of nightmares. Good luck sleeping tonight!

Whatever. I do what I want!