My father has a tactic that works perfectly: when you think something crazy/gross/scary is going to happen, focus on the lower left corner of the screen. Then you’ll only get the scare peripherally.

This really caught my attention. I was in B&N with my dad not too long ago and this book was on display. Being lifelong residents of the area (North Jersey), we figured we would’ve heard more about this. I was in a rush, so I didn’t pick it up, but this has really piqued my interest, so I will be getting a copy my…

Hasn’t failed me yet.

My butt says, “no”, but my mouth says, “yes”. (Eew... hope my husband doesn’t see this.)

Seriously! BCO is my Monday meal guide! I guess it’s brownies for lunch/dinner.

I read one involving a hijacked nuclear submarine. Pretty decent book, but I can’t remember its name.

I’m kinda not surprised. I sort of figure that anything involving Evan Rachel Wood can veer off into Kinksville at any moment. This includes Jamie Bell.

I get a drink with something floating in it that looks like a blueberry, I’m going to assume it’s poop.

Maybe it was a donor cow? That’s what they make kebabs from, right?

In my envisioning (?) of this story, the customer gave the letter to his assistant to type up, who - knowing his/her boss is an officious prick - caught the mistake and savored every second of sending the letter. Never argue with the boss. (I was that assistant, once. The guy I was working for was that awful. And a…

Can someone please pronounce Karrueche for me? Write it out phonetically or something. Karwesh? Karooichi? Karoosh? HELP!

We just bought a Sportwagen and love the hell out of it. Drives and handles better than any car we’ve ever owned and 61 MPG! Should’ve known it was too good to be true. Less than 3K miles on it... Can’t wait to find out what’s going to happen with the financing. FML.

I’m going to print this tryptich out and put it all over my kitchen as inspiration to lose 30 lbs.

The crowd that shows up looks like the same crowd that shows up for the Westminster Kennel Club Show... but with trucker hats.

He looks like my grandfather, who I’ve only seen pictures of. My GF abandoned his wife and 2 daughters immediately after WW2 was over.

Actually, they look like a Star of David...

I totally believe that anything that you attempt to slide over the counter at any DQ will catch on something and spill. DQ’s are the stickiest places on earth.

Guns... aaaaahhhhh.

No. This is why we have rings.

I (45) remember getting shots at school as a kid. Anyone else?