It really was fantastic. (Derp.)

2 days later I had blood work done. My cholesterol is 173. AFTER My Weekend at Denny’s! I celebrated with ice cream.

I am really ashamed to admit to what I’m about to reveal, but I know the good people reading BCO will be supportive: Last week, I went to Denny’s with my dad (it’s his favorite restaurant in the world and I will not deny my 73 year-old father his joy), and I had a “Thing Burger” (tie-in to the Fantastic Four movie.)…

It is uncanny. Fester even has the same expression! If Brolin hadn’t slouched...

The pic of Streisand and Gaga and Travolta is the stuff of nightmares. Good luck sleeping tonight!

If we had a daughter she would have been evangelize. Like the poem and Matthew Sweet song.

We gave serious thought to the nam Aodogan for son 2, but thankfully I realized people would think his name was Anakin and I just couldn’t do that to the boy.

Whatever. I do what I want!

Does she have foundation on her hands?

I’m so glad we have lawyers to negotiate how long a pedophile will agree to go to jail. At least we won’t have to deal with a star-struck jury.

He always looks to me like a guy that would make you smell his farts.

Hummus. Awesome, delicious, perfect hummus.

It reads like stereo instructions.

Pft. Paid for my bridesmaids dresses and demanded that they not give us gifts. It was an easy decision to make because I asked my attendants to participate out of LOVE, and to spend our glorious day with us. (We had 300 people at the wedding and that just included family to first cousins, and maybe 10 couples who were…

Guess I was the only one watching Boardwalk Empire for its historical tidbits.

And somewhere, Debbie Matenopoulos (spelling? Don’t care) and her new nose are cackling.

Mine got eaten by the dog next door. According to my parents, anyway. 41 years and I still remember wailing. The following summer I made their daughter drink a bottle of Old Spice. Never wondered if it was connected until just now. Oh, crap!!!

I think Bette wins this round.

“War of the Roses” with Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas. The movie came out as my parents were going through a rather acrimonious separation age 25 years of marriage. Everyone in the theater was laughing and I walked out of the movies with tears running down my fave. My date mocked me about it and that was that.

There are 378 other comments- so I’m sure someone else has mentioned already- but he probably DID lose weight on this because I know if I was consuming a drink of coffee, butter, and coconut water (or, as Tom Hanks says in Castaway, “nature’s finest laxative”), I would crap myself skinny in no time flat. I’m getting a…