I’ll take one of these, please.

Growing up with a huuuuuge girl boner for Michael Hutchence, I can say that Kit Harington is a beautiful, beautiful man.

Senator, maybe. President, not so much.

5 year-old me is dying over this. As a little red-headed child, I worshipped at the altar of Shirley Temple. I begged for - and got - tap lessons. My parents patiently sat through every choreographed rendition of “On the Good Ship Lollypop” that I produced. For about 3 years I would only wear patent mary-janes with…

I want to know more about what’s going on here...

My story isn’t really a school fight as it happened in a bar, but I was in high school at the time and visiting Penn State with a friend. Anyhoo... we were in the bar and a big buffalo of a guy kept rubbing up against me at the bar. “Oops... sorry.” Palm out cupping my butt doesn’t warrant a “sorry”, dude. While we…

I feel for Tamale Hipster Boy. My first encounter with a tamale was when I was 16. Our new neighbors were from the Dominican Republic. All us kids were the same age and we became fast friends. During the Christmas holidays, our families were back and forth between houses a lot. To thank my parents for making them feel…

Please keep them out of NJ. We have enough going on.

Thank you for giving me the gift of announcing this to my super conservative, considerably younger coworkers. The eye roll, the “tsk”, and the “Imma go pray over this”, made dragging myself in to work today worth it.

The WASP mom and the crappucino lady appear to be the same woman in my mind. And that woman is my coworker who looks like a Chico’s threw up on her, walks around with a broom handle up her derriere, and can’t quite understand the copy machine.

I am going to ask for my change in $10s starting in 2020.

PART 1!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

My husband started fighting the flu during our reception and our photographer kept saying “One more picture.” You can see in the last cake picture that my husband was about to go after him with the knife.

Mobuto Sexy Seko made me laugh out loud.

That neck!

It’s like a reverse sunburn.

He’s lucky she didn’t scream and smash it with the nearest heavy object.

Pale, chubby girls of the world UNITE!!!

I don’t think Taylor Swift would let anything bad happen to her little friend.

I really don’t love the way this is fitting her. She should be rocking something like Taylor Swift. I dunno... It just looks schlumpfy to me.