JimBob... is that you?

When I see “most” in a headline, I tend to think of it as alarmist. But - holy crap! - it’s 91% of the women! This makes me want to throw up my hands and wail. The suffering will go on for generations...

I had French toast for breakfast, so I’m ahead of schedule on my BCO diet today! Not a miss yet!

And keep him away from the bread.

I couldn’t do that to Hillary.

Tortoise shell glasses do not a nerd make.

Same. (Only it would be YOUR childhood home, not mine.)

He was hot as Crateros in “Alexander”.

I’ve had a crush on him since 1984 when I watched “The Jewel in the Crown” on Masterpiece Theater. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt008673…

I had several OMG!!!! moments watching Hot Fuzz.

I’m really enjoying my BCO diet. Anyone else out there on it?

I really feel for the lobster cracker guy... I once saw the headline “Doctors operate on conjoined Irish twins” and sat staring at my computer for a full minute trying to figure out how they were conjoined but born at least 9 months apart.

Day 2 of my BCO Diet: Gyros!

Great. Now I’m craving prosciutto.

I can't believe I've been through 8 of these. Dayum. Also, no love for Sheremetyevo?

There is no other answer.

It was the closest thing I could get. I should've just gotten in the car and driven down to Seaside Heights and gotten Boardwalk fries in a real cone, but the boss frowns on 3 hour lunches.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Last time she had a one night stand, Pete got her pregnant. That'd be enough to keep my knees together.

Belgian fries all the way, man.