Week one of my BCO Diet: Fries in a cone. I can live with that. Just have to get myself some malted vinegar. To Five Guys I go!

Almost makes me wish I had a daughter.

BRB... I have to make sure my son didn’t fly to Belfast.

I thought he looks like a bellhop. Remind me how he keeps getting on the Best Dressed lists?

I'm going to try something new. Mondays are my long days (11 hours) at work. BCO breaks about 3 hours in. Starting next week, I am going to have whatever the header picture is for lunch that day**, because if I don't, I end up craving it for days.

You've got to know my mother to really appreciate it. Don't worry, we're not Jewish so it didn't mess with dietary rules or anything.

Maybe I should tell my clueless mother that during Channukah, it's only Kosher if it's "Cham".

I once convinced my mother that her pork rinds were kosher. She bragged about them to everyone at the party until my sister set her right.

Wayans don't age.

I'm not going to go through all 211 replies, so I apologize.

Ugh... Very timely. I wish there was a graphic on amount of TP to use. My work building is 3 floors. Operations (me) is on the first floor along with the kitchen, file room, reception and small meeting area.. We have 2 bathrooms. Everyone from the rest of the building comes to our floor to conduct their heavy…

I was walking with my then 10-month-old son (in a stroller) down a path not far from a canal. The path was frequented by other moms with kids, joggers, and older kids on their way to/from school. So on this day, we were walking along, snacking on crackers and just enjoying the day. A goose ran up to the stroller…

You should hear my kids sing the DILLIGAF song.

I have been experiencing a particularly trying morning here at La Office, and when I had an opportunity to sit down and take a breath, I almost let out a yelp of joy that it was past time for BCO!

Oh bloody hell that's supposed to read "amount". Crap.

This is a textbook case of "Parenting Win". That this young lady has learned this lesson at such an early age and has the capacity to respond with that amound of poise speaks volumes about how she is being raised.

Or maybe COMMONG'O?

KI propose the couple name: NYONGO'MMON.

I'm glad you guys are acknowledging the Being 12 series on WNYC. It's been fantastic.

My older son's class got The Talk in school last year. (He has gotten enough accurate information that he could teach a master class at this point.) He and his male classmates were extremely put out that his female classmates got "care packages" and the boys didn't get anything.