She is just being obtuse.

thieves wrecked my ignition before they realized they couldn't drive stick and left the car half out of the driveway. 1991 Honda CRX si. I miss that car. (Sold it to my little sisters boyfriend.)

Cause nothing says "high fashion" and "sexy" like surgical scars.

First thing I thought was that she is the baby from American Sniper.

His Cork is awful.

Thank you! I was hoping someone would bring that up!

My husband was 11 and change. I told him that I'd kill him if he put something in me that grew that big.

My were in the high 8 pound range and compared to the other babies in the nursery they both looked monstrous. My grandfather's brother was 18 pounds when he was born in 1899. he used to joke that after him the other babies just fell out. Gross but we thought it was funny.

Yes Yes Kid At The Door Dawn of The Dead YESSSSSS! ( Stupid kids.)

And pretty. Don't forget pretty.

I went to the Westminster Dog Show (or whatever the hell it's called) with a friend of mine who is Cuban. (We were given luxury box tickets that our boss couldn't use.) He gave the best possible description of the crowd there: "This group is whiter than the Republican National Convention." (Full disclosure: that…

This dress is pretty great. I hope they will share with the popular designs. The lines look like they would flatter any shape or size.

I once had a nightmare that I woke up with the face of one of the Boogeymen (from the Laurel & Hardy movie "Babes in Toyland") on the day I was going to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. (Which actually did happen. I attended the wedding, not the monster face.) Enter: my mom. Her advice was for me to wear a killer dress,…

To be honest, none of the real dresses I tried on looked like the photos in the magazines. And also, if you're buying a dress that you see on a size 0 model and expect it to look exactly the same on your size 16 body, then you will not fail to be disappointed. When I was married, I was a size 10/12 and my wedding…

My older son is a closet fan and it is understood that if my younger son speaks of it outside of the family, there will be blood.

Cripes! He looks like he's in Buffalo Bill drag!

Not impressed.

My mother knocked herself unconscious with a tire iron while changing a tire outside her doctors office. She fell between two parked cars and wasn't found for about 30 minutes.

That is some BCO-level stupid.