I've never wanted to be a white tee shirt so much in my life.

Me.

Her liking the drink so much she named her daughter "Shirley Temple"?

I was thinking that she'd purchased the pan in the FANCY store and that the pan was the cause of the awful brownies.

I am going to avoid all press coverage of this just in case I get called to the grand jury. Was she charged federally or by NJ? EDIT: the picture shows it's from Hunterdon County a, so As a resident of the Garden State, I will stick to my plan of avoidance. I think this would be a great opportunity for a grand…

I would like to apologize to everyone slaving away in the hamster trails in the Chuck E. Cheeses of the world because my son dropped trou and pooped in one when he was 2.

Let's see if anyone makes it this far down in the comments...

Thank you for this. I read this before going to lunch. I walked into a pizzeria... And turned around and walked out. My diet is back on track!

It was the map that Abraham gave to Rick as he and his crew were heading out. It said something to the effect of "Sorry I was an asshole. I hope you follow us. The new world needs Rick Grimes."

No mention of Morgan finding the map??? Made the rest of the episode seem like nuthin!

She really seems to have the physicality of someone with chronic pain down pat. Might wait for Netflix.

Handler would be a deal breaker.

I feel bad for "u".

But can it be monogrammed?

But can it be monogrammed?

So... Is Usher dropping hints that he wants to be in the Miami Vice reboot?

I'm not a doctor (or scientist), but I can tell you that red dyes are a bitch. But I can bet you that anything at a super vegan restaurant would be a red that I could eat.

Yeeeeesssss. My husband always seems to pick at the softest points when I'm at my most tired/evil. I am very intolerant when I'm tired and someday he will learn to let it go overnight and we can resume the discussion in the morning. I always end up conceding just so I can go to sleep. Btw... 19 years together and…

I've purchased 5 of their bras and they are fabulous. One got eaten by my dryer but it wasn't the bras fault.

Thank you. I agree 100% and I look forward to calling someone a twat-waffle in the immediate future.