What I enjoy most is the relationships between the parents and the children. I have a son in the throes of puberty and was dying during the episode about The Talk. My son walks around the house naked as the day he was born and - truly - I was having a hard time impressing the impropriety on him. So, I told him if I…

I love you.

I will supply the match.

I read that as "disrespectful ass-squirrels " and was concerned. Lemiwinks lives!

I have to watch some episodes tonight. My husband is going to think I snapped.

The scenarios I've come up with for Super Why would probably put me on some kind of watch list.

I really thought I was the only person who did that! Wow wow!

My favorite part of LC's wedding is that there was an apple theme and she married a guy named William Tell. Wise to steer clear of the archery motif.

I love the clothes, but the makeup looks like I did it.

I went to college in SC. I am originally from NJ. By the time I rolled into town and got my crap together, all of the "good" (meaning in-town) jobs were already taken. I got a job at a truck stop just outside of town. To call this place a dump would be an understatement. We had video poker machines, which were…

Better "Border House" than "Quarter Horse".

Is there an Auris equivalent sold in the US? I drove one overseas and loved it.

When my youngest was about 2 months-old, I took him for a doctor's appt on a Friday afternoon. While we were waiting for the doctor to come in, I nursed him and - as babies are wont to do - he immediately had a nice, gooey, yellow bowel movement. So I put him up on the exam table, grab a new diaper and wipe carrier (a…

It's like all the crap under the bed of my 8-year-old sister from 1997 congealed and became sentient.

I'm glad she went with the metal one. I would have gone with the mesh, but then that would make it a strainer. Right?

Never thought I'd say this: Versace seems to have the healthiest looking models that I've seen yet this Fashion Week. (Full disclosure: all of my Fashion Week exposure comes from Jezebel, so it's not like I'm seeking out pictures.)

She has my coloring and my old body! (Can I please have it back?)

Because from the left side:

An OREO cookie between the cheeks. If they don't drop it, they can eat it at the end.

Seriously... I need to step up my Resting Bitch Face game.