Me wants the Tron dresses in all the colorses.

Just try to teach someone with a Masters how to make a photocopy...

God help me, but these stories make me feel so much better about myself.

It is no joke. I was very luck with my 2, but one of my bosses had it. I still cringe when I remember her closing the door and then asking for me to make sure her garbage is taken out.

OK... trying not to hyperventilate over this news... it's going to be ok.... (Notice, this is all about ME!)

I think out of everything in this post, this is the one article of clothing that I would just have to say, "Nope". Everything else skinny me (not necessarily current me) would wear the hell out of.

I really want to make this happen. I'm already designing my costume in my head. With apologies to Edna Mode, I will have a cape.

I like your idea better. Truth be told, I suffer fools poorly and have been known to verbally eviscerate the occasional bigot/misogynist/homophobe. We are a very LGBTQQA (did I get them all?) friendly family. My son is a lot like me and he asked a friend of ours to get him rainbow flag stickers and an equality…

The "whilst" makes it classy!

I refuse to get too optimistic. The legal system could still screw the pooch on the appeal.

I am a homophone ninja: my son's teacher sent home a letter regarding the parent's "roll" in learning. Sigh.

"Lude" behavior? I weep.

What's the over/under on it being a tampon that didn't flush? Or just an extremely gory pad?

I love John Oliver's dimples.

My husband went for bagels while they were waiting for something to happen. While out, he got into a car accident. Nothing serious, but in the mean time, I had a placental abruption and had to be whisked to surgery. Poor bastard almost missed the entry of his first born into the world. He made it just as they were…

I cannot wait to suggest this to my sister. Her first marriage ended... badly. Everything about this idea would appeal to her and possibly get her agree to marrying her wonderful current longtime piece who we all love.

Smelt is a fish.

I think every 8th grade science teacher is contractually obligated to make that "slip up" to humanize him/herself with the riff raff.

Nick Cannon is a comic?