I feel like I know each of these books by heart, I've read them so many times. But each time, something new jumps out at me.

I read it for the first time in my 40's and I was so upset that I hadn't read it sooner. I've read it at least 6 or 7 times. (Valentine is an idiot.)

I've read Dracula at the beach (usually in an afternoon) every year since I was 12. Doing that math, I've read it at least 33 times.

Maybe now my sons will understand why I refer to them as "Blurp" and "Slurp".

First thing I thought was that she is the baby from American Sniper.

Ohmigod you just made me flash back to my trip to the mall last weekend. My 9 year-old son insisted in going into Brookstone (?). On one wall there is a series of "massagers". So, I tried out the one with the 4 balls, obviously for larger areas of the body. Ran it up and down my son's back a couple of times. When…

Serpentine!!!!

His Cork is awful.

No time to read through 416 responses... I was under the impression that the radio broadcast was news about Rwanda. I guess the cannibalism was outbreaky. I dunno.

Thank you! I was hoping someone would bring that up!

My husband was 11 and change. I told him that I'd kill him if he put something in me that grew that big.

My were in the high 8 pound range and compared to the other babies in the nursery they both looked monstrous. My grandfather's brother was 18 pounds when he was born in 1899. he used to joke that after him the other babies just fell out. Gross but we thought it was funny.

Yes Yes Kid At The Door Dawn of The Dead YESSSSSS! ( Stupid kids.)

A mop would make better choices than Laurel. And emote better.

I won't even bother watching the show now. Ugh. She is so awful.

Never knew I needed a cabbage lamp. (Probably smells terrible.)

And pretty. Don't forget pretty.

I went to the Westminster Dog Show (or whatever the hell it's called) with a friend of mine who is Cuban. (We were given luxury box tickets that our boss couldn't use.) He gave the best possible description of the crowd there: "This group is whiter than the Republican National Convention." (Full disclosure: that…

I had no idea! I'm going to have to watch this very soon. I've been meaning to for years, actually. The subject matter makes me a little squeamish.