This dress is pretty great. I hope they will share with the popular designs. The lines look like they would flatter any shape or size.

I once had a nightmare that I woke up with the face of one of the Boogeymen (from the Laurel & Hardy movie "Babes in Toyland") on the day I was going to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. (Which actually did happen. I attended the wedding, not the monster face.) Enter: my mom. Her advice was for me to wear a killer dress,…

To be honest, none of the real dresses I tried on looked like the photos in the magazines. And also, if you're buying a dress that you see on a size 0 model and expect it to look exactly the same on your size 16 body, then you will not fail to be disappointed. When I was married, I was a size 10/12 and my wedding…

My older son is a closet fan and it is understood that if my younger son speaks of it outside of the family, there will be blood.

Cripes! He looks like he's in Buffalo Bill drag!

It would be perfect if someone could mention that they know each other from prison.

Not impressed.

My mother knocked herself unconscious with a tire iron while changing a tire outside her doctors office. She fell between two parked cars and wasn't found for about 30 minutes.

Clickbait and I fell for it.

My gripe is less with the hardware than the service. I had one of these bad boys back in the early '90's. For $60 you could get 30 minutes of talk time a month, but only to other phones in your area. And your area was about 3 miles square. Outside of that you incurred "roaming" charges. Plus, if you happened to…

That is some BCO-level stupid.

I've never wanted to be a white tee shirt so much in my life.

Fisher Price Little People everything! I especially loved my little black pig and the sheep. The barn door made a moo sound when you opened it. Somehow I ended up with double animals, which was awesome. This was so long ago that I had Little People that were actually made of wood. And, in case you were wondering,…

At least she's cut back on the Botox and can sort of move her face this season. My kids and I love to make fun of her trying to emote and not being able to move her face.

Me.

Her liking the drink so much she named her daughter "Shirley Temple"?

I was thinking that she'd purchased the pan in the FANCY store and that the pan was the cause of the awful brownies.

Uuuugh!! That's the episode I'm up to and I'm stuck at work. Guess I know how I will be spending my lunch hour.

I am going to avoid all press coverage of this just in case I get called to the grand jury. Was she charged federally or by NJ? EDIT: the picture shows it's from Hunterdon County a, so As a resident of the Garden State, I will stick to my plan of avoidance. I think this would be a great opportunity for a grand…

Well, now we know how the Sea died...