When my youngest was about 2 months-old, I took him for a doctor's appt on a Friday afternoon. While we were waiting for the doctor to come in, I nursed him and - as babies are wont to do - he immediately had a nice, gooey, yellow bowel movement. So I put him up on the exam table, grab a new diaper and wipe carrier (a…

That is my nightmare.

That would be kind of great casting.

Ahhhh... thank you for for your explanation. And - after a quick Google - hell yeah on Morgan Sheppard.

His father is Odin! I would say that's full Scandinavian. (But I pictured him in my mind as Brendan Gleason.)

I've said it before - even though he is white - reading American Gods (at the 10th anniversary, so I was late to the party), I pictured Shadow as Joe Manganiello and Laura as Kate Mara.

It's like all the crap under the bed of my 8-year-old sister from 1997 congealed and became sentient.

Fire?

I'm glad she went with the metal one. I would have gone with the mesh, but then that would make it a strainer. Right?

Never thought I'd say this: Versace seems to have the healthiest looking models that I've seen yet this Fashion Week. (Full disclosure: all of my Fashion Week exposure comes from Jezebel, so it's not like I'm seeking out pictures.)

She has my coloring and my old body! (Can I please have it back?)

Because from the left side:

An OREO cookie between the cheeks. If they don't drop it, they can eat it at the end.

Seriously... I need to step up my Resting Bitch Face game.

Me wants the Tron dresses in all the colorses.

Just try to teach someone with a Masters how to make a photocopy...

God help me, but these stories make me feel so much better about myself.

It is no joke. I was very luck with my 2, but one of my bosses had it. I still cringe when I remember her closing the door and then asking for me to make sure her garbage is taken out.

OK... trying not to hyperventilate over this news... it's going to be ok.... (Notice, this is all about ME!)