I think out of everything in this post, this is the one article of clothing that I would just have to say, "Nope". Everything else skinny me (not necessarily current me) would wear the hell out of.

I really want to make this happen. I'm already designing my costume in my head. With apologies to Edna Mode, I will have a cape.

I like your idea better. Truth be told, I suffer fools poorly and have been known to verbally eviscerate the occasional bigot/misogynist/homophobe. We are a very LGBTQQA (did I get them all?) friendly family. My son is a lot like me and he asked a friend of ours to get him rainbow flag stickers and an equality…

The "whilst" makes it classy!

I refuse to get too optimistic. The legal system could still screw the pooch on the appeal.

I am a homophone ninja: my son's teacher sent home a letter regarding the parent's "roll" in learning. Sigh.

It was kind of a dump, so she might've had something in her eye, but I will go to my grave thinking it was a wink.

"Lude" behavior? I weep.

About 18 years ago, I was at a club in NYC listening to some free form I-don't-know-what kind of music and the place was packed. Standing room only. The person behind me to the right kept jostling me and I turned around to give them some stink-eye and it was Eartha Kitt. Eartha. Fucking. Kitt. Why she wasn't…

What's the over/under on it being a tampon that didn't flush? Or just an extremely gory pad?

I love John Oliver's dimples.

When I saw the list of hackees and saw "Mary Elizabeth Winstead", I pictured "Liz Winstead" and found it kind of random.

My husband went for bagels while they were waiting for something to happen. While out, he got into a car accident. Nothing serious, but in the mean time, I had a placental abruption and had to be whisked to surgery. Poor bastard almost missed the entry of his first born into the world. He made it just as they were…

I cannot wait to suggest this to my sister. Her first marriage ended... badly. Everything about this idea would appeal to her and possibly get her agree to marrying her wonderful current longtime piece who we all love.

Smelt is a fish.

I expected Jay to look into the camera and say that the Mummy is "fit". And then tell a story about the caravan club.

I think every 8th grade science teacher is contractually obligated to make that "slip up" to humanize him/herself with the riff raff.

I miss old movies. As kids we would LIVE for Vincent Price Week or to catch Monster Week. It was always a point of conversation at lunch, and you always knew what was coming up. Romance weeks were kind of lame, unless we knew the movies were smutty.

Nick Cannon is a comic?

Thank you. I can shut off my computer now.