skinnymalinky
Skinnymalinky
skinnymalinky

My harassment story is actually retail, not service related.

I read that as "Jude Law" and was confused.

My panties just flew across the room.

Thank you.

How did I body shame anyone? I can't speak for anyone else, but I can safely say that my sons are pretty damn pleased with their penises, even though my husband and I made a decision to have their foreskins removed based on researching the pros and cons (data available 12 years ago) and consulting with their

Show me data that removing a girl's labia and clitoris improves her hygiene and reduces her risk of contracting (or spreading) sexually transmitted diseases and maybe I'll feel guilty for having my sons circumcised.

Pft... Building a guillotine in the backyard this weekend

All the more reason to go for it.

Welp, it looks like I'm not going to get my Kingsmoot this season, much to the chagrin of everyone who tries to talk "GoT" with me. I'm happy to hear that the Martells are going to play a big part next season, but BRING ON THE DROWNED GOD.

Wishing his name was Joffrey.

god help me, but I can't wait to find out what happens to pornstache.

I want to know why Kenneth was wearing a tampon.

As in "Here lies Rebecca, biased, boring, bougie blogger"? NO! "The antithesis of..."!

Ahhh... Ugly crying at my desk first thing in the morning.

And not a single beer was dropped. Baby bedamned.

Penelope. Because my mom wanted to call me "Penny". She loved the song "Strawberry Fields Forever", but was willing to settle for an homage t "Penny Lane". And these two images sum up why this name would have sucked for me.

"Because it's all about ME!!!!"

She does look insanely good. But all I can focus on is her uneven shoulders and think "scoliosis".

Well she shouldn't have walked around humming "My Cherie Amour" all day.