I love you. Happy Mothers Day to your mom.

My son is so excited about this. But he is "pissed" that he wasn't drafted earlier and thinks it's because of Sam being out. Pretty proud of my 11yo.

"The Stoning of Soraya M." is the most brutal movie I can remember watching. A totally barbaric practice.

Fall through... The Moon Door.

The title reminds me of one of my favorite sayings: Whoever stirs the shit should be made to lick the spoon. (Thanks, Grandma!) (Still inordinately peeved about the vaccine flip-flop.)

Yes to all of this. The first 5-10 days of nursing my oldest were awful. I had been so sure that I wouldn't be able to do it, I didn't read anything or do lactation classes. My tiny little (formerly) 34 b's nursed both of my sons for almost a year each. I did experience the milk drunk feeling and some serious…

Read as "Lady Mary's boobs are so fierce" and was really confused/titillated.

under these circumstances, I would challenge anyone to think otherwise.

I've been there. And, as the saying goes, it's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

I've never wanted to be a pancake so badly.

came here to make that exact point. my mom's gyno was dr. weiner, btw.

Bitch, please. I work with a mentally ill woman who claims she is pregnant with twins, triplets, and quadruplets, depending on the day do the week. She has had so much trauma inflicted on her. Her roommate is always "stealing the babies out". She is the nicest person, too.

Oh, please. When I was pregnant, I went to try on clothes at Pea in a Pod. I went into the fitting room, kicked off my shoes to wrangle off my gigantic pants and when my socked feet hit the floor, I squished into a puddle of pee that someone had left. And not a little puddle... soaked through the socks. I was a)…

I was going to ask about the fingers, too.

For me it was "The Brothers Grimm".

Whose hand is that? It's a completely different hue!

I read that as "fungal" and was incredibly alarmed.

Last week we turned the basement into a "Boy Cave" for our two sons. We hooked up the game systems to our old TV, made a trip to IKEA to brighten the dump up, you know. I was in the kitchen and my 8 year-old started squealing like a girl. The big old stereo with surround sound and the separate sub woofer damn near…

I think we need to build a wall around Australia, you know, for protection.

I was there. He drew his "sword" and then I...