Don't know why my picture didn't work. Sorry.

+1 for the "Muppets" reference.

La Roche-Posay Effaclar Mat. It's a daily moisturizer for oily skin. It is anti-shine and reduces pores. I've been using it for 3 or 4 months and my skin has never looked better, even after trying the more expensive stuff. I am a redhead with life-long acne (from the age of 8), and rosacea. Nothing has helped my…

I grew up with a semi-dysfunctional, manipulative parent who is still not perfect, but now my sisters and I can take a step back and just pity her. She was out of their lives after <14 years... I had her for 20. Still, nothing she ever pulled was as terrible as the abuse you outlined.

I wish they would make a movie of the book "Vessel of Wrath: The Life and Times of Carry Nation." She was involved in the temperance movement. It's a great read.

God, I love Bill and Melinda.

Name: Futurama (which technically started in 1999; please don't hurt me)

Hoofprints of a Martian beast?

That dress is on her so tight, it looks like a sausage.

Ragnarok is what happens on True Detectives.

To hell with the priest. I'll be right there.

Yup. And they are still tall. My husband was that big and weighed 11 lbs. I told him if he put something inside me that grew that big I would castrate him.

I like watching the cars go from beaters to BMWs and Subarus.

I loved being pregnant, but only months 3 1/2 - 8. The first were awful because I was tired and nauseous, and the last because I was the size of a friggin' house. (Done it twice: two 8 1/2 lb, 24/25 inch boys. Oof. Thank you, sky demon, for the C-sections!)

It's like there is a nicotine film over everything.

Ah, the old Tandy with the phone handset that you had to squish into the modem thingy and you had to make sure it got squished in there juuuuust right, or it wouldn't work. I still expect to hear the "di-dung, di-dung, kshshshshshshsh" sound when I turn on my computer and constantly check to see if I'm still…

A Burqini.

This would make me suicidal.

"Reserve Best in Show"? Is that in case there is some kind of sex scandal with the winner?

Game Over. All the other designers can just stop now.