Hmmm... If only we could have someone ride over and take a look.

Love this little dress. Not wild on the color, but it's just so... functional but pretty!

I want the dress mostly so I can have these shoes.

I think I actually love this. It goes against everything sensible: half a peplum and a mullet skirt?

Gorgeous.

And Ned...

And, Ned.

I prefer the bobbleheads.

He was so handsome in "Alexander". In "Hot Fuzz", not so much.

Yeeeeessssss. (And if the back immediately below could somehow be worked into the same gown, I will trade one of my children.)

I have no problem with that. As long as I get my turn.

I am one of those perpetually cold people. I thought the hot flashes would be a nice change. While it is nice to be warm, mine normally come when I am sleeping or relaxing, and when they do happen during the day, they make me look like a blotchy tomato.

It's weird that I want to lick him, right?

Never has a child wanted to be orphaned more than I did after reading this book. To be fair, I'd already read The Hobbit, Little Women, lots of other stuff, but I really felt like the author understood "things" when I read this.

I was getting tired of scrolling... THANK YOU! C3PO was the worst! Biggest bitchandmoaner in the Alliance.

Alek Wek is perfect, but holy crap she has the tiniest ankles and calves I've ever seen!

I think the proper usage is "fuckery".

I love you. I am sorry for your experience.

You had me at "human cheese fry".

I am never going to Japan.