I say "All Hail Crocs!" because they keep people who would otherwise be wearing flip flops to cover their atrocious toes.

That is my favorite line from any movie ever. I say it to my kids all the time when they give me a look. (I had them watch the scene for context.)

And why did they use "Eddie" twice?

Personally, I don't buy that these guys are actually plumbers. Show me the butt crack!

Better that than the groom's.

In most States it is not legal to pass on the right. It was 3 lanes and he made a fourth.

Huminah huminah huminah.

My 11 YO son loves "Don't Wake Me Up" by Chris Brown. I used his enthusiasm for the song to educate him about domestic violence. I told him about the post-Grammy beating of Rihanna (whose music he also enjoys). Now whenever Fist Brown's song comes on the radio we sing the lyrics that we made up: "Don't beat me…

Our (Catholic) school had the fourth graders sing "I Believe I Can Fly" for the parents a couple of years in a row; it was the song the fourth grade was going to sing, and you expected it. When our son went into fourth grade, I approached the teacher and the principal on back to school night and explained to them my…

I am wearing yoga pants and fUggs at work today so of course the Executive Director showed up.

I watched "Christmas Vacation" with my kids the other night and my little one said that he liked everyone in the movie, but Audrey looked like she was "on drugs".

Having 40+ years as a practicing Catholic, and only slightly longer as a practicing female, I think I would rather be valued than "clericalised". To me, having the Pope simply recognize the importance of women as part of the foundation of Catholicism is monumental and inspiring.

I want those Legos.

Thud.

Ellen Cleghorne isn't available?

It's called the Scrotal Sac, but it's nickname is The Prince Albert.

I hope he doesn't plan on visiting Paris. (Too soon?)

Who says it isn't?

Sea lions are no joke! And if that poor animal didn't feel cornered... Maybe it was high from the chemicals in the pool (from the people, not the water).

I just found out that a medicinal dispensary opened right behind my grocery store. Coincidence... I think not. If anyone would like, I volunteer myself as a test subject for the study of breast growth in women.