If you live in the US and have had moonshine/white lightning, you've had poitin. I've had both and I think - given the choice between either of those and drinking kerosene - I'd take the kerosene.

It's called the Scrotal Sac, but it's nickname is The Prince Albert.

I hope he doesn't plan on visiting Paris. (Too soon?)

Actually, I am available.

More subtle than tapping his toes in the bathroom stall, I suppose.

brown noser.

Who says it isn't?

Sea lions are no joke! And if that poor animal didn't feel cornered... Maybe it was high from the chemicals in the pool (from the people, not the water).

I just found out that a medicinal dispensary opened right behind my grocery store. Coincidence... I think not. If anyone would like, I volunteer myself as a test subject for the study of breast growth in women.

These women aren't actually laying on the floor. They are as freaked out as me, but nobody has peeled them off the ceiling yet.

I would love to see Jon Stewart interview Pope Francis.

The sound when you vurp (throw up a little in the back of your mouth).

Thanks. I try.

How is anyone going to look at this picture and know that it's Katy (hork) Perry without any visible cleavage?

This is the one I was looking for!!!

On a second viewing, it looks to me like what appears to be a mouth opening and closing might be an injury on the animal... like maybe it was hit by a propeller or something. Looks slightly crocodilian?

Chinese paddlefish? Looking for a better picture.

I find this supported by the absence of Judith in the "In Memoriam" montage on "Talking Dead".

I was 21 y/o and engaged to an older guy (27?). His parents had a condo on the beach in Myrtle Beach, so we decided to go there for the long weekend. The first night we were there fiance and dad went out drinking and left me home with his mom to watch "ET". We cried together and it was wonderful. Next night, finance,…