I find this, as all things with Kate Bosworth to be...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

According to my kids, pogoing is not dancing.

Also, I have always had major sleep issues. Sleep walking? Check. Night terrors (as a kid)? Check. Vivid/color nightmares? Check. Sleep eating? Check. (But I think that stopped after I had my second kid.)

Lorazepam for me. Took it about an hour before bed last night and then my BIL showed up unexpectedly. I can only imagine what he thinks about my nodding on the couch and inability to give a damn.

I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight because I don't meet my prince's standards. I guess I'm destined to die alone.

Children's Hospital.

She's being ironic. And a moron.

Unfortunately, not a deterrent to eating cupcakes or muffins.

I'm still curious about when "orgasm" became a verb.

Screen cut to Beverly Hills where baby North is checking flights on Orbitz.

Hey, LAPD, as the saying goes, pictures or it didn't happen.

I'll get right on that... On behalf of my office staff, I thank you.

I went on a tirade about that on my FB. You'd think they were made from diamond slivers or hardened unicorn tears. $34 for 4 (5?) replacement blades??? AAAAGH!

All of my coworkers are popping up out of their gopher hole cubicles to see where the noise came from. I am going to keep replaying it at random times throughout the day.

I, unfortunately, look like both of my parents: My father from the neck up, my mother from the neck down, except for my knees which are undeniably a gift from my father.

Somebody get that octopus NONONONONO gif up, stat. I'm too lazy.

Who wouldn't rather be a lawyer in England than in the US? Wigs, people!

I've watched him walking across 15x in a row. Hypnotic.

We are teaching our sons to walk away from group pictures being taken by people/parents we don't know. Their trained response: I don't want it to show up on FB. Of course, there are exceptions and we encourage them to use their heads. YouTube has been invaluable in demonstrating our point of "do you think this…

Pretty damn awful.