They released the baby's name to the press, but nobody can pronounce it:

This is my favorite maxipad commercial.

I was going to make an acid comment. Ya beat me to it!

Larry is supposed to be a putz, I think. Vause's eyebrows are the wooooorst, but I think they're supposed to be chola-esque, tough girl prison brows. What makes me nuts is that I can't wait to see what Pornstache/Mendez is going to do next. (I have loved him since The Wire.)

Yeah... me, too. I had a friend from HS who went off on an "adventure" with her parent's money. She came back, declared herself a lesbian, refused to take her meds and ended up disappearing. Last I heard she was a bar girl in Japan. (I forget what they are called.) The similarities are striking, down to the blond,…

Yes yes yes Officer Bennett yes.

My husband recorded my snoring the other night "for educational purposes" (meaning to amuse our kids) and I sound like a bear having a prostate exam.

i can haz sex?

That is exactly - almost word for word - the advice I gave my son when he came home and found my hub's internet history. "Why is that woman biting his wiener?" (I tell myself that he was genuinely concerned for the man's safety.) I am trying to let my boys satisfy their curiosities, while maintaining a respect for…

I would have said "fuzzy penises with arms", but I guess "hot dogs" works, too.

Would looking at him be considered premeditation?

Thank you to my coworker for sending me this.

I could write a book on the bathroom habits of my husband and two sons. When my sons were being trained, I taught them to take a piece of TP and dab themselves dry and then wipe the rim of the toilet. This worked perfectly until my youngest was 6 and they spent all summer home with unemployed dad.

That would have required him to have a thought about something/someone other than himself, very unbiebslike behavior.

"You probably just feel those feelings because it's "That Time". - my husband

Take a baby in a diaper, dip them in a pool and let them run around with the maxed out diaper on and it sags just like this. Ugh.

Now I have the image of Ken Jennings being freaky in my head. Good morning, world!

What a beauty! )Good thing I had myself fixed, or I might have gotten pregnant from just looking at this picture. Yeah, for me that's about all it took... ) My boys were put on their sides for their daytime naps too and their huge melon heads are a lovely shape now.

I was a ginger baby (completely bald), and back when I was born (shortly after discovery of fire), they didn't have any of these genius inventions. My mother used to tape bows to my skull. People still thought I was a boy. It did not help that I was a fat little thing who wore hand-me-downs from my cousins who were…

On behalf of every other wife I know, yes, this is how we feel. But it illustrates that we still love our (sometime) jerks.